i really hate it when im reading a book and i picture the whole setting in my head a certain way and then the author mentions something which completely messes up the way i view the room or scene like a door on the left side instead of right or like a window which is only small instead of ceiling to floor or areas and landscapes on the road like cmon now i have to completely renovate the land in my head
(Source: mycroftsigerholmes, via thorki-hiddlesworth)
One time I got pulled over by a cop and I was so nervous that I thought I was supposed to call him “your honor” like we were in court or something but then I corrected last minute and I just said “Good evening your officer”
i remember once this girl on tumblr accidentally email her teacher her sEXUAL NIALL FANFIC AND THEY MADE HER GO TO SCHOOL THERAPY FOR IT OMG
